Originally this post had the word 'résumé' in it but I have since learned (from that font of all undergraduate wisdom Wikipedia) that as someone involved in academia what I present here is actually a CV. Apparently a résumé (note correct spelling) implies the kind of brevity I have been discouraged from indulging in since i wrote my first grant application. 

Anyway the point is that I have finally finished and fully updated the CV section of my website. This will be particularly good news to all those out there looking to offer me a job.